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(no subject) [Apr. 27th, 2013|10:32 am]
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Can we all agree never to say the Boston bomber's names? Not to deny attention, but because they are unpronounceable.
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(no subject) [Jan. 26th, 2013|04:50 pm]
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In seven years of teaching, only twice have I spilled beer on a students exam.
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(no subject) [Jan. 25th, 2013|06:22 pm]
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I'm not sure why they keep saying this is the first Super Bowl that has two brothers as head coach. Have people already forgotten about Super Bowl XLI?
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(no subject) [Jan. 13th, 2013|12:10 pm]
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I don't mean to brag, but it never takes me more than two tries to plug in an usb.
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(no subject) [Jun. 2nd, 2012|09:17 am]
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If I had a lot of money I would hire people to hold signs that said "Now Hiring".
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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2012|07:02 am]
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Quick, name one interesting thing about sea horses. Not two though, that would be impossible.
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(no subject) [Feb. 10th, 2012|08:35 am]
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I hope no one at the gym noticed that my ab routine is out of Cosmo.
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(no subject) [Aug. 3rd, 2011|05:46 pm]
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When people find out that sometimes I run barefoot they always recommend a pair of shoes to me because "they feel like you are barefoot". You know what else feels like being barefoot...

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(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2011|05:25 pm]
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Just finished the last of the Halloween candy. Good thing Easter is coming up
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(no subject) [Dec. 23rd, 2010|08:29 am]
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At late night trivia tonight the question was...."what's the inverse of the sine functions?"...and I yell out..."Inverse or reciprocal?"...Turns out they didn't expect a math professor to be in the audience..
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